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tomatoluvr69 · 10 months ago

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Went back to the indie cinemar to pick up my forgotten water bottle but they didn’t open for another hour…oh well lucky for me there’s always trespassing in the old disused trainyard from the halcyon days of domestic industry 👍

#i LOVE IT HEEEREEEEEEE #I feel elated this morning…#just reflecting on how I think I have the perfect sweet spot here of noname city with a thriving youth scene #like I can actually afford to live here (I’ll never buy a house but that’s a problem for later :-/ )#but there’s also such a vibrant scene of like dancing and hippie/grimy earthling activities…#this is all probably just last night’s ketamine and dancing talking but likeeeeeee I love it here!!!!!!#it’s so funny that I was like yeah I’ll move here for six months on a whim and then be on my merry way…#oops!#it’s such a mindset change like I’m starting to feel okay with doing scary commitment activities such as purchasing furniture establishing #continuous brew ferments allowing friendships to deepen and look for long term jobs EEK………#aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh #and there’s like a lot of people here who are starting to feel like a community? and I think they’re catching on to my weirdness and liking #me anyways…#next steps are finding someone willing to lead climb on natural rock faces. and asking some of my DJ friends for how to get started…#journal

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lrndvs · 3 months ago

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compliments from girls go hard

#comic #the girly girls are girling girling #this one popped off on twitter and there are SOOOO many wonderful positive comments about shared experiences omg #anyway lmao this happened at a friends birthday and we spent so long trying to find out who this was #all i remembered was “petite/shorter than me / nice hair / one could define her style as ”pinterest coquette“ lmao

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bitchfitch · 19 days ago

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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

#like it started with me just holding things more towards my right #but the things started shifting more towards center and my head turns instead #like. when im driving especially i have to keep my head turned so i can see on coming traffic #and when im around people ive noticed i position myself so my body is facing them and then turn my head to get them actually #centered in my now very right biased field of view #so anyways draw blorbo bleebus cheated to that 3/4s angle without guilt #at least one one eyed fucker actually does that

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macdenlover · 6 months ago

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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

#making this at 2 am was like top 10 autism moment for me #this is helping me make sense of so many things hopefully it helps someone else too idk #user macdenlover drops badly drawn infographic media literacy rates skyrocket theres world peace #anyways #for sunny 1.5 is the sweet spot for me. a sexy medium rare if u will #but it completely depends on the piece of media #with supernatural i was a 2.5 on a good day.

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orpheuslament · 1 month ago

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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

#typing this while sobbing. anyway #save me rust cohle #dante.txt

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bookwyrminspiration · 4 months ago

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I can behave normally around books

#shitpost #anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct #in my defense I only bought 5 #for a combined total of usd #where’d the number go. it was 17 usd #the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself #but either way #24 in one day is a personal record I think #also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake

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kenapiece-main · 3 months ago

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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

#adhd #autism #Dad: Don't worry little man it's super simple! Just let me - the figure you seek support from - tell you to not be afraid #and then - stay with me here! - juuuuuust do it!#voila. my job is done you're welcome have fun doing all the research and figuring out without issue now <3 no problem #(and no of course I won't acknowledge your previous adulting accomplishments bc that's just expected stuff anyway)#||#vent #i guess? man #i don't have opinions or feelings on the internet often but man

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paintedcrows · 17 days ago

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Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

#Alex Hirsch saying Bill is a secret lowkey fan of Duchess Approves is the funniest thing ever actually #Stan to Bill's face: FAKE FAN. LOSER. POSER #Stan to the internet stranger with aggravating yet thought provoking takes: I think I WILL spend 5 hours on Ao3 gleefully debating this guy #anyway secret identity. enemies to lovers. slow burn 500k- jkjk potential is there tho. don't tell me its not #Theoretically the computer room whitelist shouldn't let Bill contact the outside world but the therapists are thrilled Bill made a 'friend'#Stanford has no idea but is also happy Stanley has a friend. It will be carnage when Stan & Bill find out. Ultimate betrayal truly #gravity falls #GF Fan art #fan art #Stanley Pines #Bill Cipher #Grunkle Stan #Stan Pines #Post canon #ao3 fanficion au ?? I suppose ??#fanart #tbob #the book of bill #artists on tumblr #my art #Comic #gravity falls comic

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riacte · 1 year ago

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft #falseren

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varilien · 3 months ago

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am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources

#gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #mabel pines #dipper pines #still wild to me to have once been just barely older than them when the show was first airing #and now........ ough..#anyways i think starting today im gonna slowly start watching back through gravity falls again :) gotta return to my roots!!!#edit thank god i finally have a new keyboard i couldn't add any of my resource links on mobile ;0;

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blueskittlesart · 2 months ago

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read that post blacked out and woke up with this on my computer. crazy. stay safe out there everyone

#this isnt the horniest thing ive ever drawn but. well. it's up there #anyway yeah where is the psychosexual torture yuri. please #i dont even know if i can put this in my art tag it took me like 3 mins lmfao #edit: 3k notes ok fine ill put it in the art tag #skribbles

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bethfuller · 5 months ago

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limited perception.

find me on instagram!

#ohhh this one felt like coming home #pure experimentation no references speedrun #art and creativity and catharsis i missed you #anyway don't ask me what this one's about. let a slag live her life #art #illustration #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #digital illustration #sketch #bethfuller #artwork

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muffinlance · 7 months ago

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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

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ithappensoffstage · 9 months ago

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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

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james-p-sullivan · 10 months ago

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the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

#anyway it’s still a couple years away #but man im so fucking excited for my 30s!!!!!!!!!#i made it!!!#i survived!!!#so many people never got the opportunity to be 30 #im gonna enjoy every fucking second of it!#sulley speaks #sorry my coworker said something really rude to me lol #it struck a nerve

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sadclowncentral · 4 months ago

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we had a true lost in translation moment with flag signalling today

some background: the international code of signals is used as shorthand for communicating important information between vessels unto this day. everyone carries a flag alphabet for this purpose and you can raise flags separately or together to indicate conditions and requests.

so when my crew mate informed me that the navy boat we were passing had two signal flags up i asked him to relay me the message because i was busy downstairs.

here is what he saw through the binoculars:

the flag on the left is Alpha (I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed) and the right one is Bravo (I am taking in or discharging or carrying dangerous goods.) the vessel most likely had clearance divers out to remove underwater explosives and wanted others to steer clear.

however, my beloved crew mate only vaguely recalled that Alpha stands for divers and Bravo stands for dangerous. so imagine my surprise when they hesitantly relayed that

"the navy...wants us to know that their divers know how to fight?"

#IT WAS SO FUNNY #there was such a palpable moment of incomprehension and then everyone lost their shit #anyway. MY DIVERS SMOKE YOUR DIVERS. MEET ME AT THE PORT ENTRANCE

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